Cock invites them all to eat, drink, and be merry. S'oggy Balls notices a bard, Brad, at the entrance singing a song that sounds suspiciously like 'The Rains of Castamere' at the entrance of the great hall, but dismisses him as a bad singer and continues on to the dining table, which is covered in skooma bottles. He then takes them to Cock's bar and grill, the arena, and finally the great hall. Following this, he takes them to the Game Society Pimps Temple, and asks for a donation in the collection plate. Cock also takes the group to the display museum, which contains all of the weapons ever made for sponsors of Skyrim for Pimps. Cock Nibbler states that he can't even remember most of the women that live in the tower as there are so many. The group tours the tower's art gallery, we meet Shanara Twain briefly - one of the many women that live in Cock Tower. Cock Nibbler asks S'oggy Balls to leave General Burnside at the door, as goblins are not allowed in Cock Tower. Afterward, they depart to Cock Tower.Д¬rotch, FГјn, S'oggy, and Cock Nibbler meet at Cock Tower. After they are married, Crotch declares that S'oggy may now consummate their marriage, to which the latter excitedly declares he shall, while CrotchВ waits outside the bedroom. S'oggy is delighted to know he'll be a father, and then Crotch once again shows kindness to S'oggy by marrying him and Aela, as the Arch-Mage is allowed to officiate weddings in Skyrim law. He then reveals that he felt the presence of a Half-Khajiit, Half-Nord baby that was conceived when S'oggy had sex with Aela earlier in the season. They arrive, and Crotch and S'oggy go into the bedroom, where Aela lies dead, and Crotch resurrects her for S'oggy, as an apology.

Crotch agrees to this term, and Cock and FГјn set off to Cock Tower, and Crotch and S'oggy go off to Riftweald Manor, Mercer Frey's home and Aela's resting place. Sensing something nefarious, S'oggy demands that Crotch let him accompany him. They all agree to honor it, but Crotch says he has one thing he has to do first. He then invokes the ancient rite of Skooma Parley, where all fighting ceases until they go to Cock's and get really fucked up. She agrees, just as Cock Nibbler crawls up from the valley below, to reveal he is in fact DOUBLE Dragonborn, making him TWICE as powerful as the rest of the gang (besides S'oggy, that is, who is never said to be Dragonborn) whereas he can only be killed with TWO punches, unlike the feeble one of regular Dragonborn. S'oggy then tells FГјn that to get the roast back, she must help kill Crotch. FГјn immediately asks about the Leg of Goat Roast containing Astrid's soul. As soon as he reveals this, FГјn arrives along with Frea, still under the control of Cock Nibbler's drug. The second step was originally to be killing him, but instead of doing it alone, he's invited FГјn through the letter. He then reveals that the story was part of his plan all along, being Step 1 of it. S'oggy then fills Crotch in on this night from his point of view, in which he saw a flash of light upon the mountain, sends General Burnside out with a letter, to FГјn Tits, to take to Bjorlam, and takes some skooma to be able to maintain sanity as he told his story. Crotch looks over S'oggy and says, 'Actually, you look kinda cool. Then, he reveals to Crotch his new 'hideous' form that was caused by a lack of skooma. Skooma Parley picks up where To Kill a Dragonborn left off, with S'oggy Balls detailing to Crotch his long waiting at the College of Winterhold, scouring the entire campus for skooma, pleasuring himself with Crotch's family's bodies, and suffering skooma withdraws the whole time. The fifth season was yet slightly extended by a few bonus chapters. Originally to be the final chapter of Skyrim for Pimps, forever closing the story, fan demands persuaded Aaron, Emre, and Adam to make yet another season, to be known as season six, starring Cock Nibbler. Skooma Parley is the thirtieth and supposedly final episode in the fifth season of Skyrim for Pimps. Adam Koralik, Aaron Yonda, Emre Cihangir Episode guide Previous

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